Hello
everyone!
I hope you
all had a wonderful Christmas. Mine was pretty fantastic, aside from a few
minor incidents. Nothing too major. When you have annoying people in your life,
annoying things happen, but nothing fantastic food, lively games, and some
presents couldn’t smooth over.
Here, have
some baby opening Christmas presents spam. I’ll wait.
Anyway, Now
that January is trucking right into the lot, I’ve got a couple new story ideas
brewing that I think are going to be swell, and I thought I’d share them with
you. Do you mind?
Bad Boy:
That’s just
a working title, and nowhere close to anything I would actually officially name
a story. This idea sprung up from my love of bad characters that I shouldn’t
love. And by bad, I mean morally deficient.
For example,
Sebastian Monroe in the TV series (gone too soon, may it rest in peace)
Revolution. The guy is evil. And at times he helps out the good guys, but he’s
never truly good. He’s always got his own motives and schemes going, and we
know it. The writers didn’t try to fool us into thinking he’d changed for the
good. He was bad for all to see.
Or Four in
Divergent. Now, he wasn’t morally deficient, but he was creepy. I was actually
really disappointed in the second and third book how much he softened up. He
was such a hardnose in the first one, and he absolutely terrified me, and then
all that was stripped away and I was devastated.
Or Dally in
The Outsiders. The book, not the movie. The movie didn’t do a dang thing for
me. But in the book Dally is a bad kid. Like, pretty sure he’s killed people.
Pretty sure he wouldn’t hesitate to do it again. And he makes no bones about
it. He’s a scary character, even though we like him.
What really
sealed the deal for me on writing this story though is Six of Crows. Kaz
Brecker is morally deficient and he’s frightening. And I LOVE him.
So, I
created Brass. That’s not really his name, but it’s the only one you’re likely
to get from him.
This story
starts when the King of Khassan says that Brass is nothing more than a common
criminal, and orders the Dukes to get him under control, as he’s been wreaking
havoc hither and yon.
Brass takes
that rather hard. No one calls him common. Of course he has to take that as a
personal challenge, and sets out to kidnap the King’s daughter, Princess
Tamille, just to show how common he is.
From there
there’s a nice mix of plots. There’s a rebellion trying to form in the country,
and the rebels leaders think someone like Brass is exactly what they need. But
Brass isn’t exactly a shut up and follow orders type, and he’s too busy running
his own web of destruction on the planet to be bothered by official rebellions.
But then the rebels kidnap his princess, and he has to reassess his plans a
bit.
It’s going
to be delicious. I can’t wait. I’m really trying to go for that scary feeling.
I want to make a reader feel guilty for liking this guy. *Evil laughter*
1886 Story:
Obviously,
that’s not the title either. Cut me some slack.
When I was
young, I read prairie romance novels. Not smutty romance novels, but stuff by
Janette Oke, Hilda Stahl, and Diane Mills. Christian stories about women out in
the west, and their families. I loved westerns (still do), but I wanted to read
about girls, so that’s how I filled the need. Then I got out of that phase and
read almost exclusively fantasy through my teen years. I hadn’t touched a
prairie romance in many moons, when all the sudden this fall I got the itch.
And I read like twelve of them, some new, some old.
And as I
read them, I suddenly remembered why I had quit reading them during the crazy
teen years.
1.
They preach.
2.
They’re cheesy. I’ve never met a man that
sensitive, and when I did, he didn’t like women, just saying. Manly, sensitive
guys exist, but not THAT sensitive. It’s just too much.
3.
The characters are perfect, or at least one of
them is. Either the woman had a low life husband who wasn’t walking with the
good Lord and she’s just praying for patience with him, or he was the perfect
picture of a saint and she was a bit shadier.
4.
The conversion scene. Spare me.
5.
They preach.
6.
They’re unrealistic.
7.
They’re cheesy.
8.
They make a really big deal about these arranged
marriages and mail order bride things where the couple gets married, and then
he gallantly sleeps on the floor for six months. I could be wrong, (but I’m
pretty sure I’m not, because I’ve read lots of real life diaries and
biographies etc about people in those types of marriages) but I don’t think
anybody was sleeping on the floor. They got married out of necessity and moved
on with life. No big deal.
9.
Not everyone was in an arranged marriage. Out in
the west men were a dime a dozen, but women were fewer. Women could essentially
have their pick of the crop. It was the men who were more limited. If a girl
didn’t like a guy, she didn’t have to marry him for fear of being a spinster
forever. Some other guy would move right up in line and ask to court her
instead.
So, as I
mulled over these annoyances, but still loved the stories of women in the west,
I decided I’d better take the expert advice and write the book I want to read.
Thus, I
created Clara Parker, a young woman from Chicago, who after being repeatedly
stalked and harassed by a reputable gentleman, answered a mail order bride ad
in hopes of getting away. She travels to Wood River Centre Nebraska (which for
you Nebraska peeps, is actually different from Wood River NE. Wood River Centre
got renamed Shelton. Anyhoo) There she meets up with James Benton, a former
Union soldier in the Civil War with a troubling secret in his past. After the
war he moved out west to take advantage of the homestead act, and (like I said)
there weren’t a whole lot of women to be had out there, and a lot of the men
out east were gone after the war, so he sent out the ad.
After that
there’s an awful lot of fun awkwardness as they try to get to know each other,
and she tries to adjust to like if a sod house of all things. It’s all going
splendidly, except for, Clara has a secret in her past too, and it won’t stay a
secret for long.
So, that’s
what I’ll be working on this new year. Well, technically, I’ve already started
both of them, but I’ve only got a few thousand words down for each of them, so
they’ll mostly be fresh projects come January.
What about
you? Anything writerly on your agenda for the year? Who’s your favorite bad
boy? What cliché’s do you want to kill? Hit me up with them!