September full of Beautiful People

Hello guys!!

It's that time of month again....That sounded wrong...It is time for Beautiful People again. This month I decided to do something a little different. It may or may not be the worst thing ever. I don't know. We shall see, I suppose.
See, I read the questions, liked them a lot. But my characters fell sadly short. It's growing tiresome trying to muddle through BP posts with characters I haven't touched for six months, whose stories I am hopelessly disconnected from. But I love BP so much and don't want to skip it just because my characters and I aren't on speaking terms.

So...
I thought I'd use...
The characters from the fairy tale...
Is that allowed?

Hopefully.

I'm currently trying to decide what way to answer the questions right now. I really don't want to answer them just from the princess' view, but the prince is currently a hundred (literal) miles away, working on a tractor. So the princess doesn't have access to his answers. It wouldn't really work to answer the questions in the usual vague rhyming way that is customary to this story. So I suppose I'll steal Sky's technique and do it like an interview.

Borrowed without permission!!

Anyway, I don't have any pictures for you of the characters because in half the pictures the prince has his hat on backwards, his glasses on upside down, a beard that looks Amish, has his eyes closed, too close up for comfort, or most generally not looking at the camera or glaring at it. And in the other half, the princess is blurry, her hair is a mess, she is wearing a ball cap, or more probably, she is outside and her skin is so ghastly pale that she is glowing like the Arken stone. Those pictures just should not be seen. Moving on.

1. They’re in a crisis: who would they really like to see right now? 
Jare: Nobody. I want to be left alone.
Madeline: *rolls eyes* I'd want to be at his house, avoiding whatever crisis is taking place.
Jare. So, you would want to see me.
Madeline. No.

2. Are they easy to get along with? 
Jare: I am.
Madeline: No, you're not.
Jare: Just as easy as you are.
Madeline: True that.
Jare: See?
Madeline: *shakes head* When we're both in a good mood, or at least one of us is, we are easy to get along with. And if we are apart, and off living our own lives, most people find us fairly easy to get along with.
Jare: Not your minions.
Madeline: Minions are minions. They don't count. Don't interrupt.
Jare: Rude!
Madeline: Don't quote Minion 2! Anyway, when we're both in a bad mood it is best to just stay far away, because there is nothing easy about getting along with us.

3. Who was the last person they had a deep conversation with? 
Jare: That would be Madeline.
Madeline: It was probably Austin.
Jare: Probably.
Madeline: Most likely about Dodge pickups.
Jare: With a Cummins in it.
Madeline: *raises eyebrow*
Jare: ...It was deep.
Madeline: I suppose the one I had with my mom in Arby's yesterday would count. It resulted in tears, so it must be deep.
Jare: You cried?
Madeline: Yes.
Jare: Why?
Madeline: I don't know.
Jare: Tell me.
Madeline: Not here.
Jare: Tell me, Madeline.
Madeline: No, Jarhead.

4. They’re in the middle of a huge crowd of people: how do they feel? 
Jare: I feel like there's a little Madeline stuck to me.
Madeline: That is correct. I will feel like sticking as close to him as possible. He's tall. He can push his way through the masses. If I stick close maybe I wont get stepped on.
Jare: Cuz you're just so little. *rubs her hair*
Madeline: *smacks hand away* Tell them how you would feel.
Jare: You hit me. I'm being abused. I don't know about this relationship.
Madeline: You're fine. Tell them.
Jare: *rubs hand*
Madeline: *sigh* He would be uncomfortable. Probably carrying on about how much he hates places like that, can't stand people, yada yada yada.

5. Do they believe in luck or miracles? 
Madeline: Luck, no. Miracles, yes.
Jare: Well yeah, cuz miracles are in the Bible. Why don't you believe in luck?
Madeline: No time for that discussion.
Jare: Why?
Madeline: Because no matter what explanation I give, you will ask Why.
Jare: Why?
Madeline: I don't know why you do it.
Jare: Why?
Madeline: Jarod Allan!
Jare:...Why?

6. Do they like and get along with their neighbours? 
Jare: Most of them are alright. Some of them are a little bit Mickey Mouse.
Madeline: My neighbors live over a mile away, so its not like we're great pals, but yeah, my neighbors are alright.

7. If they could travel anywhere in the world, where would they go? 
Jare: Alaska.
Madeline: Yeah, I would like to go to Alaska.
Jare: Well you better, because we're going.
Madeline: Oh are we?
Jare: Yes.
Madeline: Who is going to pay for it?
Jare: We'll figure that out later. Just make sure you're ready to go.

8. How do they feel about their body? 
Jare: *giggling like a dork* I don't want to say.
Madeline: Stop giggling and answer the question.
Jare: I can't help it. No! I don't want to.
Madeline: Then I will.
Jare: No! You'll get all silly. I'll answer. I think it's jacked up. My back isn't welded together quite right. I'm special like that. I have a delicious beard.
Madeline: You're handsome.
Jare: No, I'm not.
Madeline: Whatever. My turn.
Jare: Can we skip this question?
Madeline: No, why-
Jare: She thinks she needs to be skinny, and wear her hair up all the time, and she doesn't like being short, but actually she's just fine, she looks absolutely delicious, and her hair needs to stay down, she needs to wash all that makeup crap off, and we're done now, next question.

9. What is the cruelest thing someone has ever said to them? How did they react? 
Jare: *narrows eyes at her and shakes head*
Madeline: I believe we are both just going to skip this question.

10. What’s the kindest thing someone has ever said to them? How did they react?

Jare: She says stuff to me all the time that makes me feel tweety.

Madeline: No one even knows what that word means.
Jare: It's tweety.
Madeline: Stop. Kindest thing someone has ever said....that's so hard. People have said so many things to me that were utterly kind.
Jare: Oh, were they utterly kind?
Madeline: Don't mock me. Meany.
Jare: You're the meany.
Madeline: No.
Jare: Yes. You hit me. I've never hit you.
Madeline: Just shush. I can't even think now.
Jare: Fine. *crosses arms and turns to face the wall*
Madeline: Oh stop.
Jare: *silence*
Madeline: *huffs* Anyway, probably the kindest thing ever was when someone said Holy cow I'm in love with you.
Jare: *still looking at the wall* Who said that?
Madeline: Just some guy.
Jare: Oh. Figures.
Madeline: Yup.
Jare: Hmmm.
Madeline: Quit being silly and answer the question.
Jare: *smirks a little* I don't know.
Madeline: Oh for the love of all that's good and sane in this world. You guys will just have to give up on getting an answer on that one. He's going to be impossible from now on.
Jare: I'm not impossible. I'm delicious.
Madeline: You're a dork.
Jare: I'm twitterpatted.
Madeline: It's twitter-PAIT-ed. Not Pat.
Jare: Tweety.